Telly Monster discovers that the girls on Sesame Street have started the "Girls, Girls, Girls Club", but he's not allowed to join because he's a boy. However, once they start a girl band, Betty Lou needs a tuba and Telly is the only one with one. They lift the ban, and change the club's name to include boys.

Segments

• Monsterpiece Theater: "Guys and Dolls" (EKA: Episode 2636)
• Cartoon: Gloria sings the alphabet song. (First: Episode 0010)
• Film: "Box City Recycling Rap" (EKA: Episode 2855)
• Film: Olivia sleeps over at Iesha's house, and spend the morning together. Olivia is white and Iesha and her family is black. Next time, Iesha wants to visit Olivia's family. (EKA: Episode 3055)
• Cartoon: R for Rhinoceros (EKA: Episode 1800)
• Muppet & Kid Moments: Grover asks Samantha to show him what body parts she has two of.
• Ernie sings "Imagine That", a song about imagining things that he'd like to be. First, he imagines that he's a knight in shining armor who battles a dragon. Then he imagines being a sailor crossing the sea. Finally, he decides that he's happy being himself. (EKA: Episode 2784)
• Cartoon: Jill walks up a hill to pick a daffodil. (EKA: Episode 3120)
• Cartoon: "In and Out Crowd" (EKA: Episode 2881)
• Film: Jaws spoof with the letter R. (EKA: Episode 3523)
• Jodie Foster tells Oscar what the word important means, and lists the reasons why he is important to her, making him more and more annoyed. (EKA: Episode 3117)
• Film: Flamingos walk around to classical music. (EKA: Episode 2749)
• The Count sings about his "Counting Vacation."
• Wish You Were Here: In Arizona, Big Bird sees how kids help charros put on a rodeo, and rides a horse. (EKA: Episode 3049)
• Bert goes out to mail a letter, and depends on Ernie to let him in when he knocks. Instead of letting Bert in, Ernie repeats Bert's knocks on the drums. (First: Episode 0280)
• Cartoon: A man (Marty Robinson) has a small octopus on his head, but a little boy (Joey Mazzarino) has a big octopus. (EKA: Episode 3447)
• Song: "Some Things are Big"
• The Two-Headed Monster argues over which trash can to put their litter in. (EKA: Episode 2822)