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Kermit and Julie sit at a brick wall with a park backdrop.
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Kermit
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You know, Julie, it's very nice to be able to talk quietly with you for a minute.
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Julie
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Thank you, Kermit, I feel the same way. You know, there's something I was going to ask you.
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Scooter
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Excuse me, Julie. Hey, Kermit?
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Kermit
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Yeah?
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Scooter
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Your nephew Robin just fell in a tuba.
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Julie
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He just what?
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Scooter
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He fell in a tuba. But, it's OK. Animal's getting him out.
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A loud BLATT is heard. Robin sails across the stage.
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Robin
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Whee!
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Scooter
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Gesundheit. (exits)
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Julie
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Hey, Robin, are you all right?
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Robin
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Yeah, it's fun! (exits)
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Julie
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Oh, my.
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Kermit
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Now, you were saying, Julie?
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Julie
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Oh, well, I was gonna ask —
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Fozzie
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Uh, excuse me — I hate to interrupt, Julie. Uh, excuse me. Kermit?
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Kermit
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Yeah?
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Fozzie
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Kermit, uh, did you ask to see the Flying Zucchinis' human cannonball act?
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Kermit
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Not right now, Fozzie.
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Fozzie
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OK, I'll go tell them. (to Julie) Bye-bye.
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Julie
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Bye.
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A loud bang is heard. A Zucchini brother flies across the stage from left to right.
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Fozzie
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(passing by) Uh, Kermit, I was too late, y'see — Oh, never mind.
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Kermit
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Yes, you were saying...
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BANG! Another cannon is heard. Another Zucchini brother flies across the stage from right to left.
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Fozzie
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(passing by) Uh, you see, they have two cannons...
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Kermit
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OK, OK! Just get out of here!
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Fozzie
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Oh! Yes, yes, sir, yes!
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Kermit
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Now, I'm sorry, Julie, you were trying to say...
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Gonzo
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Kermit! Sweetums and Thog are playing badminton!
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Kermit
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So?
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Gonzo
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Well, they're playing with my chicken!
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Camilla is swatted back and forth. Another Zucchini brother flies across the stage. Robin takes another tuba ride. Rinse and repeat.
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Kermit
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Uh, Julie, you were asking?
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Julie
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Oh, nothing. I just... was wondering what you guys did for entertainment around here.
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Kermit
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Oh, nothing much.
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Scooter, Fozzie and Gonzo all watch the badminton match along with them.
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Fozzie
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Fowl!
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