Theme
Kermit appears in the show's O. | |
Kermit | It's The Muppet Show, with our special guest star, Miss Ethel Merman! |
The banner rises, and the theme begins. | |
Chorus girls |
It's time to play the music |
Male chorus |
It's time to put on makeup |
The curtain opens on Fozzie with a piece of paper. | |
Fozzie | Hey, I went to a diet doctor, and in just two months I lost $300. (looks at the paper) What? |
The audience laughs. The curtain closes. As Kermit sings, Fozzie re-emerges and tosses the paper. | |
Kermit |
To introduce our guest star, |
The curtain opens on Ethel, surrounded by Muppets. | |
Kermit | But now let's get things started |
Kermit & gang |
On the most sensational, inspirational |
Before Gonzo can hit the gong, the Green Frackle hits him with a mallet. |
Opening number
Main stage. Kermit enters to applause. | |
Kermit | Thank you, thank you, thank you. Welcome, dear friends, to another edition of The Muppet Show. And we're very honored to have as our special guest star one of the true giants of the Broadway musical stage, Miss Ethel Merman. |
Miss Piggy | Oh, Kermit, my love. Since Ethel Merman is our guest, as a tribute I plan to sing a medley of all her great hits. |
Kermit | Uh, Piggy, why would anyone wanna hear you sing Miss Merman's songs when Miss Merman is here to sing them herself? |
Miss Piggy | Well, since I've rehearsed them, why don't I just do 'em and call it a tribute to Irving Berlin? |
Kermit | Piggy, will you get outta here? (she walks off in a huff) Out, out, out, out, out! OK. Having settled that, let's kick off the show with a little number we call "Java." |
The opening number, "Java," is performed. | |
Waldorf | That song had a nice beat. |
Statler | No, no. I don't want to eat. |
Waldorf | I said "beat." "Beat," you old fool! Why don't you turn up your hearing aid? |
Statler | There's gonna be a raid? Well, let's get outta here! (tries to exit the balcony) |
Waldorf | (shakes head) I give up. |
Backstage
Duets with Ethel
Backstage
Blackout
UK Spot
Talk Spot
Guest puppeteer
Main stage. Kermit enters. | |
Kermit | Uh, we on The Muppet Show are very interested in puppets, for some strange reason. Anyway, tonight we're really delighted to have with us a man who produces the world's funniest shadows. Here he is from Australia - our guest puppeteer, Mr. Richard Bradshaw! |
Richard performs shadow puppetry. In the first act, an ostrich slides down a slide, then a mouse. When a hippo climbs up the ladder, he breaks the slide. | |
Statler | More! More! |
Waldorf | Hey, wait. Look, there is more. |
Statler | Oh, good grief. They heard me. |
In the second act, the three animals balance on a tightrope. | |