Backstage, Scooter drags in a crate approved by his uncle (he owns the theater, after all). The crate is opened to reveal a Mechanical Wind-up TV Show Host, and a dead-ringer to Kermit the Frog. Kermit is against the robot's arrival, and so the Mechanical Wind-up TV Show Host stuffs him into the crate.
Ruth plays a prisoner who is interrogated by a Blue Frackle and a Whatnot and gives them more information than they could possibly want.
The Mechanical Wind-up TV Show Host finds Miss Piggy in her dressing room, and tries to woo her. It seems like a dream come true to Piggy. The robot offers to take her away, telling her they'd be a match made in heaven and could have bouncing baby "figs." But his advances soon turn rather inappropriate when he tries whispering "sweet nothings" to her. Kermit enters just in time, and tries to explain things to Miss Piggy. But, just as she has mistaken the robot for Kermit, she mistakes Kermit for the robot and knocks him to the floor.
Talking Houses: One House's son, a hotel, is thinking of becoming a monastery.