Ernie and Bert: Ernie gets Bert to play a game with him, in which he says "I one the sandbox", Bert says "I two the sandbox", and so on until Bert gets to "I eight the sandbox." "You ate the sandbox? How'd it taste?" Ernie asks. (First: Episode 0019)
Simon Soundman shows the Kids a picture with a variety of hidden shapes. As the kids identify the hidden shapes, Simon makes the sounds -- a bell, a guitar, a telephone, a dog barking and a train.
Count von Count withdraws all his money from the bank to count it. He deposits it again, but not before counting it one more time.
Ernie and Bert get mad at each other over a cookie and decide to part, Ernie moving west to become a cowboy and Bert to the North Pole to study fish. Maria makes them change their minds.
Guy Smiley hosts "The Trading Game" with contestants Oscar the Grouch and Sally Screamer. Oscar wins a beautiful scarf, and Sally wins a dirty dustrag; they each want the other's prize. (EKA: Episode 0279)