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Kermit's Lectures: Two Snerfs help Kermit teach the difference between tall and short, but unfortunately, they keep changing sizes. Kermit then changes the lecture about little and big with different-sized monsters: Frank and Harold... but he also meets Splurge.
Ernie and Bert arrange how they'll take turns washing the dishes: Ernie will do it this week and Bert does it the next. Ernie isn't keen on spending 7 whole days washing dishes, so he decides to "skip" today (by skipping around the apartment).
Bob plays "What happens next" by showing photos of Buddy and Jim going down a slide, and playing with a jack-in-the-box.
"Triangle and Square": A male voice narrates a story of a jazzy triangle who loved to dance, and a square square. The triangle likes being flexible, but the square would rather be stiff and *square*. (First: Episode 0007)