The Epi-Scale Leg Smoother, a spoof of the Epilator, is a product in the Dinosaurs universe, advertised during the beginning of episode 213 in a television commercial. The product, resembling a hand-buffer, is meant to give female dinosaurs "those silky-smooth legs that guys really love." The model in the commercial makes it apparent that the product is rather painful to use, to which the announcer reiterates "yeah, but males love it!"

As usual, Baby Sinclair is watching the commercial and wants the product. When Fran informs him that the product isn't for boys, he replies, "Oh... then I want a machine gun!"