Don't Sugar Me

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Written by
Music by	Norman Monath
Lyrics by	Walt Kelly
Date	1956
Source	album Songs of the Pogo
Publisher

"Don't Sugar Me" is sung by a miniature Miss Mousey in Waldorf's teacup during the UK Spot in The Muppet Show episode 122.

A comedic version of a torch song, "Don't Sugar Me" toys with similes and metaphors for romance which are equally applicable to tea: "Don't stir me, boy, or try to spoon."