Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog

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Written by	Jack Clement
Date	1968
Source	Johnny Cash: At Folsom Prison
Publisher	Universal Songs of Polygram Intl. Inc.

"Dirty Old Egg Sucking Dog" is a Johnny Cash song from his 1968 album At Folsom Prison.

Cash performs the song with Lubbock Lou and his Jughuggers in episode 521 of The Muppet Show. Rowlf the Dog insists on accompanying him, and ends up offended by the content despite Cash's warning.