|Written by||Lionel Bart|
- Performed by Gordon and a family of Anything Muppets on episode 0001. The song portion of the sketch was cut on DVD releases.
- Frank Oz - Reddish-Magenta Girl and Green Boy (speaking voice)
- Caroll Spinney - Purple Mom (speaking voice)
- Jim Henson - Pumpkin Father and Fat Blue Uncle (speaking voice)
- Loretta Long - Mom's singing voice
- Bob McGrath - Boy's singing voice