Written by	Tim Spencer
Date	1947
Source	The Sons of the Pioneers single

Added by Grover

"Cigarettes and Whiskey," also known as "Cigareets and Whuskey," was sung by Peter Sellers (as a Salvation Army preacher) and the Muppets in Episode 219 of The Muppet Show. The song condemns the dissipations brought on by alcohol, nicotine, and "wild, wild, women."

Muppets who joined Peter Sellers included Dr. Julius Strangepork, George the Janitor, Bubba, Gramps, Slim Wilson, and a Whatnot Salvation Army band.

Video releasesEdit

• Rowlf's Rhapsodies with the Muppets (1985)