|Music by||Andrew Blythe and Marten Joustra|
|Lyrics by||Belinda Ward|
|Publisher||BBC Worldwide Limited|
"Catastrophe" is a recurring song from The Furchester Hotel.
The song alternates with "A Furchester Never Gives Up" as it appears in each episode. When the Furchesters realize they have a huge problem on their hands, the song is played, where the Furchesters sing as they scramble about the hotel.