|Music by||Christopher Cerf|
|Lyrics by||Emily Perl Kingsley|
|Publisher||Splotched Animal Music Co.|
Going on his Yellow Ambition Rock Concert Tour, Big Bird, his bird back-up singers and Telly arrive at the Fix-It Shop for a rock concert, where Luis is the only one there. Big Bird sings the song, which is about the many things a rock cannot do because it's not alive.
- Sesame Road (1993) -- added intro from Telly