Music by Philip Balsam
Lyrics by Dennis Lee

The "Beetle Song" is a tongue-twisting song sung by Red and Mokey in the Fraggle Rock episode "I Want to Be You." Red echoes the words Mokey sings, but as the lyrics get more and more elaborate, Red has trouble keeping up. Gobo joins in near the end and helps Mokey and Red close out the song as Red collapses from exhaustion on Mokey.

Red sang the song at the San Diego Comic-Con in 2008.