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Bear on Patrol was a recurring sketch on The Muppet Show featuring Fozzie as Patrol Bear and Link Hogthrob as his Police Chief. These sketches ran from 1978-1981. A Bear on Patrol sketch later appeare din The Muppet Show Comic Book Issue #3 - Gonzo's Story.
Sketches
The Muppet Show Season 3
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| | Impersonating an Officer | Episode 318: Leslie Uggams | Patrol Bear has arrested a guy who does impressions of police officers. Patrol Chief is too busy typing a report to see that Patrol Bear accidentally locked himself in the cell instead of the criminal. And when Patrol Bear tells the chief that he was locked in, the chief thinks that the criminal is just doing an impression of Patrol Bear.
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| | Assaulting an Officer | Episode 321: Roger Miller | Patrol Bear arrests someone who assaulted him, and the assailant gives the chief visual details of the assault.
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| | Bullets Barker | Episode 322: Roy Rogers & Dale Evans | Patrol Bear is a deputy, and the chief is a sheriff. Bullet Barker is after the sheriff.
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The Muppet Show Season 4
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| | Prarie Dogs | Episode 402: Crystal Gayle | Patrol Bear tries to arrest the Prarie Dog Glee Club for stealing everything
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| | Liza O'Shaugnessy | Episode 414: Liza Minnelli | Patrol Bear has been assigned to help solve a murder mystery.
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| | Octopus | Episode 416: Jonathan Winters | Patrol Bear is being attacked by an octopus he arrested for pickpocketing.
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The Muppet Show Season 5
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| | Banananose Moldenado | Episode 505: James Coburn | A man with a banana for a nose is arrested.
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| | Car Prisoner | Episode 510: Jean-Pierre Rampal | Patrol Bear arrests a car, ZZXKL, for double parking.
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| | Outnumbered | Episode 514: Mac Davis | Patrol Bear arrests Beaker, who has been making funny noises in public. A Beaker clone appears as his attorney.
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| | Handcuff Salesman | Episode 524: Roger Moore | Link is expecting a toupee, which Patrol Bear mistakes for a Frisbee. A handcuff salesman comes in to sell them some handcuffs. Patrol Bear and Link get handcuffed together and then robbed.
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See also