|Music by||Paul Jacobs|
|Lyrics by||Josh Selig|
|Publisher||Sesame Street Inc.|
The "Ballad of the Sad Café" is a song performed by some Anything Muppet cowboys, horses and cows about a western saloon that the cowpokes hang out when they feel sad. Once they get a good cry out, they all decide to head over to the Happy-Cow Lounge.
- Elmo's Lowdown Hoedown (1998)