|Music by||Leigh Harline|
|Lyrics by||Ned Washington|
"Hi-Diddle-Dee-Dee (An Actor's Life for Me)" was originally composed for the Disney animated film Pinocchio. The song was performed on The Muppet Show by Fozzie Bear and backed by Rowlf on piano in episode 301. The same clip was reused as the UK spot in episode 305.