American Dad!

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American Dad is an animated series on FOX created by Seth McFarlane (Family Guy) which revolves around an overprotective CIA agent named Stanley Smith and his family: his wife Francine, daughter Hayley, son Steve, pet goldfish Klaus and an alien named Roger. The Smiths live in Langley Falls, Virginia.

References

• Francine's Flashback

Episode starts with Stan in bed watching TV

Stan: Shoot him. Shoot him!!

Cuts to the TV screen. The program that Stan is watching is Sesame Street. In the scene, Big Bird is in front of a brown brickwall holding a cookie that Cookie Monster wants. Elmo is also standing behind the brickwall with Cookie.

Elmo (on TV): Ha ha ha! Big Bird, just share it with Cookie Monster!

Stan: Don't trust him! He just pretends to eat cookies, but he never swallows anything!

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• Stannie Get Your Gun

In the opening sequence, the newspaper headline reads BIG BIRD DEAD OF BIG AVIAN FLU.

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• Finances With Wolves

Steve is under the impression that he is a werewolf, and thus commissions his friends to shoot him in the woods.

Steve: My only regret is I'll never know the sweet silky tingle of real boob.

Barry (the fat guy): (heartbroken) Aw, I can't let you go out like this! (walks over to Steve, lifts up his shirt) Here.

Steve: (hesitant) Are you -- are you sure? ... 'Cause I won't lie; I have thought of it. (Barry nods. Steve raises his hand, then stops) Mind if I call you Jennifer?

(Barry shrugs. Steve's hand quivers as it nears Barry's chest. Steve closes his eyes and smiles.)

Steve: (relaxed) Jennifer.

Barry: (eyes closed, also relaxed) Miss Piggy.

Later on in the episode, Steve and his friends are about to go home after "the curse has broken". Barry starts to follow them, but stops when he sees a vision of Miss Piggy ...

Piggy: Barry! Yoo-hoo!

Barry stares at her for a few seconds

Barry: (sadly) No, milady. 'Tis not my time yet.

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